DARTH BUTA CON SU HIJO... ¿LO VA A NEGAR ESTE PARDILLO?...
Una noche de Octubre de 2011 cuando mi madre se entero de que
habíamos celebrado el cumpleaños de mi hijo pequeño de 4 años haciéndole
una pequeña fiesta en el campo invitando a sus amigos del colé me hizo
la pregunta: “¿Has pensado que vas a hacer con esta situación?”. Le
respondí: -“Tengo pensado presentar mi renuncia por escrito”, - “¿Sabes
lo que eso significa?” -“Si”.
Fue el ultimo día que mis padres me dirigieron la palabra.
SALUDOS SUPER APETATAS... HOY HABLAREMOS... DE LA SAGA STAR WARS... O MEJOR DICHO LA ANALOGIA YOUTUBE WARS...
PUES RESULTA QUE HOY LES TRAIGO UNOS VIDEOS... NO MUY COMUNES... ORIGINALES... SACADOS DE LOS MISMISIMOS LABORATORIOS DEL RANCHO SKYWALKER... YA SABEIS QUE SOY UNA DE LAS CREACIONES DE MI GRAN AMIGO Y CREADOR... GEORGE LUCAS... ESE GEORGE SI SABE COMO METERSE LA PASTA... CONMIGO... Y CON TODAS LAS FIGURITAS DE STAR GUARS... JAJAJAJJAJAJAJ... ¿¿¿LO VAIS A NEGAR PARDILLOS????... PERO BUENO... AQUI OS TRAEMOS LOS TRAILERS ORIGINALES DE LOS 6 EPISODIOS EPICOS DE LA GUERRA DE LAS GALAXIAS, STAR WUARS O COMO QUERAIS LLAMARLA PARDILLOS... Y SI NO ME CREEIS SOLO TENEIS QUE HACER CLICK EN EL VIDEO Y PREGUNTARLE A MI AMIGO GEORGITO LUCAS...
PERO AQUI EN LA ANALOGIA CREADA POR LA WITCHTOWER... LOS PERSONAJES SON REALES DE CARNE Y HUESO... ¿¿¿NO LO CREES???... LO CRERAS...
COMO DIRIA DARTH TYRANUS LAVASORI... POR QUE MUCHO QUE APRENDER TIENEN MIS JOVENES PADAWEBONES...
SUBESTIMAS EL PODER DEL LADO BURRO DE LA FUERZA... UNETE A MI Y JUNTOS REBUZNAREMOS EN LA GALAXIA... JAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA
¿¿¿¿CUAL SERA EL PROXIMO MINI DARTH VADER???... DEJEMOS QUE AL FINAL EL MISMO GEORGE LUCAS... NOS LO DIGA...
Episode I: The Phantom Menace: Trailer - Star Wars
Stranded on the desert planet Tatooine after rescuing young Queen
Amidala from the impending invasion of Naboo, Jedi apprentice Obi-Wan
Kenobi and his Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn discover nine-year-old Anakin
Skywalker, a young slave unusually strong in the Force. Anakin wins a
thrilling Podrace and with it his freedom as he leaves his home to be
trained as a Jedi. The heroes return to Naboo where Anakin and the Queen
face massive invasion forces while the two Jedi contend with a deadly
foe named Darth Maul. Only then do they realize the invasion is merely
the first step in a sinister scheme by the re-emergent forces of
darkness known as the Sith.
Episode II: Attack of the Clones: Trailer - Star Wars
Ten years after the invasion of Naboo, the galaxy is on the brink of
civil war. Under the leadership of a renegade Jedi named Count Dooku,
thousands of solar systems threaten to break away from the Galactic
Republic. When an assassination attempt is made on Senator Padmé
Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, twenty-year-old Jedi apprentice
Anakin Skywalker is assigned to protect her. In the course of his
mission, Anakin discovers his love for Padmé as well as his own darker
side. Soon, Anakin, Padmé, and Obi-Wan Kenobi are drawn into the heart
of the Separatist movement and the beginning of the Clone Wars.
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith: Trailer - Star Wars
Years after the onset of the Clone Wars, the noble Jedi Knights lead a
massive clone army into a galaxy-wide battle against the Separatists.
When the sinister Sith unveil a thousand-year-old plot to rule the
galaxy, the Republic crumbles and from its ashes rises the evil Galactic
Empire. Jedi hero Anakin Skywalker is seduced by the dark side of the
Force to become the Emperor's new apprentice -- Darth Vader. The Jedi
are decimated, as Obi-Wan Kenobi and Jedi Master Yoda are forced into
hiding. The only hope for the galaxy are Anakin's own offspring -- the
twin children born in secrecy who will grow up to become heroes.
Episode IV: Star Wars: Trailer - Star Wars
Nineteen years after the formation of the Empire, Luke Skywalker is
thrust into the struggle of the Rebel Alliance when he meets Obi-Wan
Kenobi, who has lived for years in seclusion on the desert planet of
Tatooine. Obi-Wan begins Luke's Jedi training as Luke joins him on a
daring mission to rescue the beautiful Rebel leader Princess Leia from
the clutches of the evil Empire. Although Obi-Wan sacrifices himself in a
lightsaber duel with Darth Vader, his former apprentice, Luke proves
that the Force is with him by destroying the Empire's dreaded Death
Star.
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back: Trailer - Star Wars
After the destruction of the Death Star, Imperial forces continue to
pursue the Rebels. After the Rebellion's defeat on the ice planet Hoth,
Luke journeys to the planet Dagobah to train with Jedi Master Yoda, who
has lived in hiding since the fall of the Republic. In an attempt to
convert Luke to the dark side, Darth Vader lures young Skywalker into a
trap in the Cloud City of Bespin. In the midst of a fierce lightsaber
duel with the Sith Lord, Luke faces the startling revelation that the
evil Vader is in fact his father, Anakin Skywalker.
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi: Trailer - Star Wars
In the epic conclusion of the saga, the Empire prepares to crush the
Rebellion with a more powerful Death Star while the Rebel fleet mounts a
massive attack on the space station. Luke Skywalker confronts his
father Darth Vader in a final climactic duel before the evil Emperor. In
the last second, Vader makes a momentous choice: he destroys the
Emperor and saves his son. The Empire is finally defeated, the Sith are
destroyed, and Anakin Skywalker is thus redeemed. At long last, freedom
is restored to the galaxy.
El Casting de "Darth Vader"
Eso, esto es lo que nunca hemos visto en ningún documental o reportaje sobre Star Wars...
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